Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Snow Storms, Marching Bands and Y-Fronts

Now that I’ve delivered all the content for SBS Televisions forthcoming Eurovision ‘12 website (phew – I’ll let you know when it goes live!) it’s back to this year’s contenders…and it’s onto the girls.


As there’s over 21 female solo performers in this year’s competition I’ve extended this list to feature Top 10 ladies (as there’s some excellent entries which may fail to qualify due to the abundance of ladies on stage).


(Still from Anngun's Video for Echo (You and I)

10. Portugal – Filipa Sousa – “Vida Minha”

I’ve always had a soft spot for the Portuguese entries and this year’s Fado inspired entry is worth highlighting. Expect lots of hand grasps and the use of one powerful wind machine at one stage. IF there’s a costume reveal she’ll have achieved the trifecta. As Portugal’s qualification beyond the Semi-Final has been patchy in recent years Filipa Sousa will struggle to qualify but this is a great example of where Eurovision can highlight a unique musical styling of a particular slice of Europe.



9. Greece – Elftheria Elftheriou - “Aphrodisiac”

With Greece’s phenomenal track record in recent years I would expect this entry to qualify for the final – although it’s not the best track Greece have sent to the competition. It’s a decent enough pop song with the right amount of bouncing and hair flicks from the performer but sadly the song does not really go anywhere. She’ll be saved by stripping down her backing dancers to bare a bit of male flesh whilst she cavorts around the stage.



8. Ukraine – Gaitana - “Be My Guest”

Another formidable participant the Ukraine’s recent Eurovision history would suggest that this entry will sail through to the final. It’s an anthemic pop/ dance track performed by the very booby Gaitana. On the upside she’ll have the audience dancing around on the downside she’ll need to watch her vocals as her performance at the national selection was not the best and in a year which includes some incredible singers this could be the difference between a Top 10 or Top 20 finish.


7. Bosnia & Herzegovina – Maya Sar – “Korake Ti Znam”

There was a bit of early money on Maya Sar’s entry which is a soft jazzy piano driven number. Using last year’s 6th placed Dino Merlin’s band will also go a long way to helping her qualify for the final but she’ll be pushed to replicate Merlin’s result from last year. One of the big positives for Maya Sar is that she goes on stage 2nd to last in the second Semi and is the only female solo artist in the last 6 acts (the others are all male soloists). Staging will go a long way to securing a finals birth too – expect a stark, stripped back performance with few bells and whistles.



6. France – Anggun – “Echo (You and I)”

South East Asian superstar and French national Anggun is a terrific choice to represent France. Her ethno-Asia-pop is perfect for a competition such as Eurovision and let’s hope she adopts the same staging as she has in her videoclip. Military lads, wearing only their Y-Fronts, moving down conveyer belts is surely worth Douze Points from several countries. The whistling in the chorus is cute and catchy and this is yet another strong entry from France, in recent years, have taken their participation in this competition seriously.


5. Cyrpus – Ivi Adamou – “La La Love”

A perky little pop entry which is very on trend at the moment and the best thing that Cyprus have entered in the competition in years. Fresh faced 18 year old Ivi Adamou is no stranger to singing contests having been a contestant on Greece’s X Factor 2 (so expect 12 points from Greece to go Cyprus’ way) so she won’t be concerned about performing. She’s also fortunately performing directly after the worst song in the competition (entry from San Marino) in Semi Final 1 which will make her performance look award-winning.


4. Albania – Rona Nishliu – “Suus”

My favourite ballad in this year’s contest the Rona Nishliu’s vocals are going to blow the roof off the Crystal Hall in Baku. This is a powerful ballad drenched with pathos and a forlorn acceptance of love lost. The dreadlock beehived Rona Nishliu will make a very striking figure on stage and she’ll have the audience on their feet come the end of this entry. She’s in the weaker Semi (Semi Final 1) and given a good place in the Final she may see herself creeping up the leaderboard during the final.



3. Denmark – Soluna Samay – “Should’ve Known Better”

Now we get to potential Top 5 finishers. Soluna Samay’s little Indie Pop track is currently well regarded by bookies and experts alike. Dressed in Marching Band regalia Samay strums her guitar lamenting that she “Should’ve Known Better” in a cute English/Danish twang. Channelling a little bit of Jewel and a little bit of Natalie Imbruglia this entry should get a lot of “middle of the road” votes. Pretty song, pretty girl and should place pretty high in the final.



2. Italy – Nina Zilli – “L’Amore E’Femmina (Out of Love)”

Another serious contender for this year’s top prize – my guess is she’ll take the Silver medal. Zilli has emerged in recent weeks, with Serbia, as the two entries that could actually beat Sweden’s Loreen. Taking the best parts of Amy Winehouse and Lana Del Ray Zilli’s funky ditty will be well received on the night. The only disadvantage she’ll have is that she’ll only be performing once (in the final) and may find the momentum behind the Swedish, Serbian or Russian entries to much to overcome.


1. Sweden – Loreen – “Euphoria”

It’s going to be hard topple Loreen from taking the crown in Baku. Her brilliant dance infused entry is the highlight of this year’s competition. She’s kooky – her pseudo Karate dancing will have the audience mesmerised – and her vocals are fabulous. Only Denmark’s chorus gets close to beating the anthemic “up, up, up, up, up, uuuuup….Euphoria!” of this entry. Already charting well across Europe (and even available on iTunes as a single here in Oz) she’s got a massive career ahead of her and this will propel her onto the world stage. Stockholm in 2013 then.


Saturday, March 31, 2012

Beware Babushki Bearing Gifts

In a year dominated by soloists the groups and duos will stand to benefit from a voting public and jury bored by ballad after ballad after ballad. There’s a decent enough crop of contenders within this category this year, and after the high placing’s for both Denmark and Georgia at last year’s competition, expect to see the a couple of these entries feature well up the leader-board at the end of this year’s country call in.

Unfortunately I’ve had to leave out the Belarusian boy band and the lisping brothers from Switzerland in my Top 5 groups or duos off to contest for the crown in Baku but here’s the best of the bunch…

5. Austria – Trackshittaz – “Woki Mit Deim Popo”


With lyrics like “Your Booty has Feelings” and “Your Booty has an Opinion” and even “Your Booty Says Something About You” the entry from Austria’s “tractor gangsta party rap” (no, I don’t know what that is either) duo will have the Azerbaijani’s looking at their rears in a whole new light. Ahhh – how many jokes about trumpeting butts will the commentators come up with on the night. This may just qualify as it’s ridiculous. Song itself is actually a bit crap (no pun intended).

Find out what you're Booty may be saying to you here...


4. Ireland – Jedward – Waterline


After coming in 8th at last year’s competition, with the high octane “Lipstick”, those Irish Ritalin requiring twin gnomes Jedward are back for another crack (sorry, this is not Austria) at the title. However, even with a songwriter who’s written for boy bands like The Wanted, the song’s just not as good as last year. That said, expect high hair, high jumps and dodgy vocals on the night. They’ll qualify, due to their huge popularity across Europe, but they had a better shot at winning with last year’s entry. The staging will need to be flash to give them any chance of beating their placing last year but there’s a lot more in this year’s competition for the voting public to get excited about. They’ll finish in the bottom (Austria again!) half of the final.


Caution: Irish ADHD twins ahead...
3. Romania – Mandinga – Zaleilah


Now it gets interesting…this is a 7 piece Romanian Cuban inspired entry and will stand out due to its unique blend of sounds. Sung in Romanian and in English this is a toe-tapper and will have the Crystal Hall in Baku swinging. Romania deserves a win and this could be one of those lurking dark horses that snare enough votes to rattle the standout entries from Sweden, Denmark and Russia. This is one of the few entries which won both the jury and public vote at its national final so it should qualify easily and may surprise by placing inside the Top 10 in the final.


2. Iceland – Greta Salome & Jonsi – Never Forget

Now here’s a dark dirge from the depths of Iceland that no-one’s going to forget on the night. Originally qualifying from Iceland’s national final in its native tongue composer, songwriter and performer Greta Salome has opted to take an English version to the competition. And it’s all the better for it. Greta and Jonsi are the competitions most attractive couple and look like they’ve stepped off of an H&M billboard. Expect lots of drama in the staging – wind machines, some floating materials and strings on-stage will be the bare minimum. Jonsi’s been here before, having already represented Iceland in the 2004 final, so when Greta cracks out the violin half way through this ditty he’ll be cracking some decent Abercrombie & Fitch style poses to accompany her fiddling. There’s nothing like this number in the competition and it will be remembered for, at least, it’s uniqueness. Iceland, criminally, have never taken home top prize and this year they’ll give the leaderboard another solid nudge and this could even go Top 5 dependent on where they perform in the final. I’m going to invest in some knitwear just in case we’ll be in Reykjavik next year.

Delve into the darkest depths of Iceland...



1. Russia - Buranovskiye Babushki – Party for Everybody

Beware a Babushki bearing gifts. Seriously, don’t take anything from them. This is a serious contender for the top prize this year. It’ll take a lot to beat Sweden’s Loreen but this group of 6 Russian grannies could just see us returning to Moscow in 2013. Having formed in 2008 the Buranovskiye Babushki, who’s eldest member is 77, have performed all over Europe covering songs from Queen and the Beatles and shared the stage with the likes of Jose Carreras. The song’s catchy, they’re as cute as kittens and they I’ve already shocked many when they took out former Eurovision winner Dima Bilan at their national final to win the chance to represent Russia in Baku. Block country voting aside, this entry will take home either Silver or Gold and it will probably come down to where Sweden and Russia perform in the final. If either country is drawn in the top quarter (with the UK’s Mr Humperdinck) that’ll be enough to relegate them to second – that’s how close it is this year.

Check Out the Go-Go Grannies...

 

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Boys, Boys, Boys

With the bookies already predicting that the winner of Eurovision 2012 will come from either Scandinavia or Russia it’s time to look at who the best of the Boys, the Girls and the Groups and who may surprise and wrestle the title away from Sweden’s Euphoric Loreen, the troupe of Babushkie from Russia or Denmark’s sailor hat wearing indie-pop princess Soluna Samay.



Let’s start with the Top 5 boys…

5. Malta – Kurt Calleja – This is the Night


It’s criminal that Malta have never won Eurovision – they turn up year after year with some cracking pop songs or ballads but have gone home empty handed every time.


This year will be no different but Kurt Calleja’s gay-anthem in waiting “This is the Night” is a nice little pop song which should qualify from the semis into the final.


Pros: No-one’s really doing high energy pop this year and the semis are strewn with bucket loads of ballads. This may play into Mr Calleja’s hands as his pop song will stand out from the crowd. As this was one of the first national finals to be won this song has been known for a while and he’s been doing the right thing and shopping the song around Europe.

Cons: Malta’s best results have come when they’ve been represented by the power-house voice of Chiara (2nd in 2005, 3rd in 1998) and without her they’ve missed the final the last couple of years. Last year’s entry was a high energy pop song and it did not make the cut which does not bode well.


Prediciton: Will make the final…just.

Watch Kurt Calleja here -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LdsAsnjVwE



4. Lithuania – Donny Montell – Love is Blind

The only Baltic state not to have won the contest Lithuania have again sent a great entry to the contest. Donny Montell is a cute young thing who’ll have the GMG (Gays, Mums and Grans) vote on his side. The song shifts from billowy ballad a third of the way in and gets a little dancey almost (not quite) electro. Again, this entry will benefit from the ridiculous amount of solo female ballads.




Pros: He’s young and a bit too cute for words, he's blindfolded in the performance and he’ll have some block voting on his side – assume good votes from Latvia, Estonia and Russia.

Cons: His voice is not the strongest and if his vocals falter he’ll be left behind in the semis.


Predicition: Qualify for final ONLY if his vocals stack up


Watch cute Donny here...




3. Estonia – Ott Lepland – Kuula (English Translation – Lonely)


Estonia has only won Eurovision once and has sent some really strong entries to the competition in the last couple of years. Getter Janni’s “Rockerfeller Street” was a hot favourite to take the top prize last year but the song faltered in the final. Ott Lepland’s “Kuula” is looking to better Janni’s result and make the final with a heart-felt ballad that does not need an understanding of Estonian to be able to interpret the emotion. Lepland’s vocals are really solid and he’ll be able to bring a tear or two to the eyes of the crowd in Azerbaijan. He gets additional points for his shiny suit.


Pros: In a year of solo female ballads a solo male ballad will stand out.

Cons: In a year of ballads this may get lost in all the belting and vocal gymnastics.

Prediction: Qualify for final and will finish in the bottom half.

Watch the shiney suit here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmV3ByIdKJo




2. Norway – Tooji – Stay

After the big disappointment, and one of the big shocks, of last year’s competition where Norway’s entrant Stella Mwgambi did not make the final the Norwegian public took notice of what gets votes. So, this year they’re sending Norway’s answer to Sweden’s Eric Saade, who took home bronze in last year’s competition, with the hoodie clad Tooji. This entry stands out for a couple of reasons – it’s probably the most high energy entry for the entire competition with a great Middle Eastern style beat and it’s sung by a hotter than hot man-child.



Pros: One of the “biggest” songs of the year there’s a lot going on in this song. It’ll stand head and shoulders above all the ballads. It’ll get good support in voting from Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Denmark, the UK and Ireland which will see it sail into the final. He’s hot so the girls will be dialling in big time.



Cons: We did this last year with Eric Saade…he won’t win because we’ve seen this all before.



Prediction: Sail into the final. Finish Top 6.

Watch Norway's Eric Saade here..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdHnenxPPnc


1. Germany – Roman Lob – Standing Still

Roman Lob won Germany’s national selection competition “Unser Star fur Baku” with this surprisingly good entry. Roman’s vocals are impeccable and the song is a perfect pop ballad and reminiscent of Ed Sheerin. He’s a good looking lad too so this will work in his favour. Staging will be very important for this entries final standing as we’ll only see it once (in the Final) which could be to its advantage but may be its undoing. This is one of the best constructed songs behind Sweden’s Loreen or Denmark’s Soluna Somay and deserves to do well.




Pros: Does not have to qualify so it’s already in the final. It stands as one of the best ballads of the competition (either Male or Female) and Germany can afford to host the final…


Cons: As it will only be performed in the final and if the production is not up to scratch if could finish in the bottom half. Don’t expect the “bail me out” voting from the 2010 competition when Lena’s “Satellite” won.

Prediction: If he produces a solid performance this could finish Top 10

Watch Germany's Herr Lob here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAhwNNBoC34


Still to come: Best of the Girls and Best of the Groups.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Wind Machines at 50 Paces

Well, finally, after months of anticipation the contestants for the Eurovision Song Contest 2012 have almost all been decided on. And, post this weekend, the frontrunners are emerging.


This weekend saw the finals of the Swedish National selection Melodifestivalen which was always going to be a showdown between the kooky Loreen and the crowd-pleasing Danny Saucedo. Loreen’s “Euphoria” was always the better song but Danny’s Tron inspired performance made up for some slightly dodgy vocals – so it was up to the Swedish public to send a great song or a great performer.






“Euphoria” triumphed and Loreen is off to Baku, Azerbaijan for the finals in May and Saucey Saucedo is left to rue a 2nd place for the 2nd year in a row. Not to fret though as Loreen’s victory immediately thrust Sweden to the top of the betting to take the entire competition.


See Loreen's winning performance of "Euphoria" here...



"Euphoria" has it all – wind machine, fab vocals, catchy chorus you can ear worm your colleagues with, weird jerky dance/ martial arts moves and in the last 1/3rd a full snow storm and a death drop. Of course it should be at the top of the betting! It’s my early pick to take home the top prize.


However, this is the year of the ladies! Incredibly nearly half of this year’s winning participants are female solo artists – which leaves groups and solo males with a real shot at upstaging Sweden’s Loreen. But even with that said some of the other females are really strong. France’s entrant the stunning Anggun sings the simple yet catchy “Echo (You and I)” and Denmark’s quirky Solona Samay goes indie-lite with “Should’ve Known Better” and both will poll well.


See Denmark's indie-lite Solona Samay here...



Dark horses are already grazing in the field too – Cyprus’ perky Ivi Adamou’s bouncy entry “La La Love” is ridiculously infectious and Malta’s representative the not-too-hard-on-the-eye Kurt Calleja’s “This is the Night” is a gay anthem waiting to happen. However, it’s Norway’s answer to Eric Saade, Sweden’s bronze medallist from last year’s competition, Tooji with “Stay” which will not only sail through to the final but will find itself well within the Top 10 come the voting.


See Norway's answer to Eric Saade here...




And I’m not ruling out the Ukraine, Spain or Italy at this stage as all three ladies have a great set of pipes and some catchy tunes that may surprise come finals night.

So much to look forward to…including the unveiling of Engelbert Humperdinck’s entry for the UK. And where do I start with Ireland’s Jedward? Or, the Babushka bunch from Russia!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

1st Semi Predicitions...

Armenia
Azerbaijan
Croatia
Hungary
Norway
Russia
Serbia
Greece
Poland
Georgia

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Dogs and Monsters



Destination Loch Ness! Yes, that most famous of Lochs was our much anticipated first stop on the way through to Stirling and then Edinburgh. Again, graced with magnificent spring weather, we arrived on the shores of the Loch at the ruins of the famous Urquhart Castle. The waters of the Loch remained still and strangely calm for our entire exploration of the well-maintained ruins. The sweeping views from this 10th century stronghold are unrivalled and one can only imagine what a machinations, brutality and hedonism took place within its walls.



Arriving late into Inverness we found our B&B and after a short stroll and dinner bunked down for the night. With a big drive ahead of us the next day we made a quick sideline trip to Fort George, a working military fort approximately 10 mile out of Inverness on the way to Nairn. The fort contains fascinating memorabilia of the Scots Guard and Regiment (the Highlanders) but is very much a working military base; the chorus of practice gunfire that became our ambient music for the visit very much a testament to its “active” nature.




Weaving through the Scottish Central Highlands our next stop was the historic town of Stirling, containing the imposing William Wallace memorial and the lauded Stirling Castle. Unfortunately our B&B for this pit stop proved to be less than impressive...our first real bad accommodation experience of the trip. The shabby pink linen should have hinted at the night to come where we endured a damp, cold night after the central heating was shut off. And LP recommended this place...words will be exchanged when I return to work.




Stirling Castle, like much of many of the sites we’ve visited in the UK, was under heavy repair work with lots of scaffolding obscuring views and where entire sections were blocked off from visitors. The William Wallace Memorial was a much more memorable stop where after commencing the climb up the tower Dad opted out on floor one and Mum opting out of floor three. The steep spiral ascent finally pops you out on top of the memorial where you’re greeted with stunning views of the surrounding countryside and Stirling Castle.





Arriving late into Edinburgh on a bleak and rainy afternoon we found our way to our apartment (our resting spot for the next three nights) located just south of Old Town. Our third floor apartment proved an excellent base (although the stairs proved less than desirable with our heavy bags) for exploring this ancient capital. Edinburgh exceeded my expectations in terms of beauty where the grand cobblestoned Royal Mile houses an intricate labyrinth of closes each tempting exploration.




Edinburgh Castle proved to be one of our must frustrating experiences of the trip and even our early start did not help us escape the crowds. Once more, we were greeted with castle walls adorned with lots of scaffolding and “no go” areas. Adding to this disappointment were the 5 bus loads of Spanish tourists, all with audio guides in hand, pushing you forward in a sea of guided tour hysteria.
Needing a break from the crowds we strolled down to Greyfriar’s Kirkyard, housing the fascinating supposed haunted graveyard and the home to the memorial for Greyfriar’s Bobby (the faithful dog who spent 16 years guarding the grave of his master). Unaware that they were missing one of Edinburgh’s most fascinating historical sites the Spanish tourists remained safely tucked in the walls of Edinburgh Castle as we walked around the soaring tombstones of the Kirkyard. Luckily for us a photographer was working his way through the locked section of the graveyard, containing many “haunted” tombs, which we were privileged to explore. The macabre headstones, blackened by the soot of the city and the ravages of the elements sport angry skulls, forlorn angels and faded sorry script hinting at the how’s and when’s of the passing’s of tombs inhabitants.
Feeling a mite peckish we stopped for lunch at The Elephant House a coffee shop made famous, not only for its stunning views of Edinburgh Castle, George Heriot School and Greyfriar’s Kirkyard and Graveyard, but the cafe were J K Rowling started scribbling a story about a be-speckled boy-wizard.




After a long walk up Arthur’s Seat, to capture some fabulous shots of the city, we wandered back to the Old City via the turreted Holyroodhouse Palace, the stark and modern Parliament House and the tired Edinburgh Memorial before finding HMV where Mum purchased both versions of “Greyfriar’s Bobby”...the Disney original from the 60’s and the 2005 remake...destined to become our viewing for the evening.
But before delving into this cute Skye canine’s story it was under the city we were to go as we ventured into the Real St Mary’s Close, an actual series of streets that had been sealed up and built on top of. The sealing of the Close from above has created a kind of a time capsule where the street-scape, shops and houses have been preserved just as they were when they were sealed. The tour weaves through a multitude of cramped dank Closes where our guide offers small, sad snippets of life on these tough streets. Particularly poignant is the plague house, whose inhabitants were sealed off from the general public, whilst battling one of history’s killer epidemics. One of the weirdest parts of the tour is the small room of a sealed house where a waterfall of soft toys have been offered to the ghost of the Close, a small girl searching for her lost doll. Not sure what she’s going to do with the Westlife Greatest Hits CD that sits proudly amidst the sea of pink stuffed animals.




Our final major stop in Edinburgh occurred the next day, at the Scotch Whiskey Experience, potentially the best “tour” we’ve done on this entire UK adventure. The experience contains a strange side-show ride in a Whiskey barrel where you’re introduced to the brewing technique for this quintessential Scottish drink before being disembarked into a lecture room where you learn all aspects of the history of Scottish Whiskey, including a clever scratch and sniff surprise. Finally you’re taught how to taste and savour Whiskey with a sample shot (chosen by smell...clever!) in the Willy Wonka of Whiskey rooms; a mirrored room of over 3000 Whiskey bottles, the largest collection of Whiskey in the world.
Edinburgh proved a fascinating, inspiring city and one which I can’t wait to see again.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

1,2,7,3...Eurovision Interlude

With the Dusseldorf stage already being graced with the disappearing handkerchiefs, shattering glass, glitter bombs and waving flags of practicing nations here’s the skinny on who’s who, who’ll finish top 5 and who will be likely to face the dreaded NUL POINT?



With Italy, Austria and San Remo returning to the competition – San Remo shouldn’t have bothered – and with two former winners Dana International and Lena (again, one’s a dud) both re-representing their countries and chuck in an entry from Iceland where the participant died prior to the national heats and we’re in for a closer contest than we’ve seen in the last two years.

The betting is much tighter this year than last, where Germany’s Lena ran away with the competition with her Cockney-Aussie rendition of “Satellite”. And for those who are fans of the Bill and Neighbours...Lena returns to defend her crown in Eurovision’s latest re-invention where the winning artist is given the opportunity to return and perform in the competition using a new song. This year Lena’s entry is “Taken by a Stranger”, not as catchy last year’s “Satellite” but a definite Top 10 finish is likely.



The Frontrunners...

Estonia – Getter Jaani – “Rockerfeller Street”
Currently ranked equal 2nd in the betting I believe that this song will take top prize this year trumping the more fancied other two nations. Like Lena’s entry last year this is a perky, quirky piece of pop that the perfectly fresh-faced Estonian Getter Jaani performs with equal part syrup and silliness. The chorus is the best of this year’s competition and won’t leave your head once it’s ear-wormed. With a liquorice all-sort city-scape as a set and some surprising magic tricks (where did that handkerchief go?) this is a definite Top 3 finisher. Also in Jaani’s favour is that she’ll be performing the song in the 1st Semi whilst her major two rivals won’t perform their songs until the final itself. This helped the Ukraine, Finland and Norway in previous years with early exposure to the voting public. She’ll benefit from a 2nd half performance in the final but that’s the luck of the draw - could we see Tallinn hosting its 2nd Eurovision final and just the 3rd trip into the Baltics for the competition?



United Kingdom – Blue – “I Can”
Reforming specifically to contest this year’s competition Blue has been working very, very hard shopping this song all over Europe over the last 6 weeks. Good job too as the UK’s dismal entry last year (sorry Josh – you’re gorgeous but the song and performance was woeful) desperately required remedying. Blue will go for a simple choreographed routine where each of the four boys will shimmy past one another into the central singing position through the duration of the song. The song – a mid-tempo number – is not bad but it’s not the home-run song which would have secured the UK a victory. I don’t know that the UK can host the Olympics and the Eurovision Song Contest Final in one year – that’s a bit greedy. Likely to finish a close 2nd behind Estonia.

France – Amaury Vassili – “Songu”
Currently the favourite in the betting France’s entry this year has a lot going for it. Not only is Vassili a gorgeous young man who’s voice is splendid but he’s also singing in Corsican, the first time this language has appeared in the competition. But he’ll have to overcome two major issues – 1) will Eurovision voters really vote for a classical song (note Sweden’s Popera effort La Voix which finished bottom 3rd in 2008) and 2) will Vassili’s lack of “shopping the song” to Europe cost him top prize (he should be taking a leaf out of Estonia and UK’s book here). He’ll benefit from a 2nd half performance in the final. Likely to finish Top 3.

Best of the Rest


Sweden – Eric Saade – “Popular”
Shattering glass, high hair, killer key changes, catchy chorus and pelvic thrusts...it all adds up to Sweden’s entry. Sexy little Saade will be popular with the three G’s (girls, gays and grannies) and sail into the final. This year’s competition is lacking in some serious catchy pop and this entry certainly satisfies all the required Eurovision criteria. The shattering glass box is a highlight and should send the Dusseldorf crowd into a frenzy. Top 5 finish.

Hungary – Kati Wolf – “What About My Dreams”
I’ve a soft spot for this Hungarian entry – a poptastic whinge of a ditty by the ageing Wolf. Hungary has really struggled in the past 20 years to perform well in the competition and have failed to qualify through the Semi’s for several years. Wolf’s entry will not only remedy this but it should see her sail into a Top 5 finish. This will be a dark horse if it gets a 2nd half final birth and the other favourites have to perform early. Budapest? That’d be nice.

Ireland – Jedward – “Lipstick”
The crazy little leprechaun twins Jeward, currently gracing the cover of this editions Gay Times, will get some serious attention in this year’s competition. A high-octaine performance will be required to cover-up some of the defaults of the song. Unfortunately Jedward will be dwarfed by Blue this year but these boys will finish Top 10.

Azerbaijan – Ell/Nikki – “Running Scared”
I feel for Azerbaijan. They’ve been so close to the top prize in the last couple of years but just have not been able to crack it. Sorry to say this entry won’t get them over the line but it will see them finish Top 10 for the 3rd year in a row. The mid-tempo ballad has a catchy but slightly un-memorable chorus and as this is the only male/female duo this year the entry should be remembered. Country-block voting should also assist. A nice effort.

Anyone else?

Norway – Stella Mwangi – “Haba Haba”
Early favourite...great chorus but a bit lacklustre.


Armenia – Emmy – “Boom-Boom”
See Norway

Bosnia & Herzegovina – Dino Merlin – “Love in Rewind”
See Norway

Romania – Hotel FM – “Change”
Another soft spot for this one...great chorus but will need a big performance for it to be elevated to Top 10. Will qualify and finish in the top half in the final.

Belarus – Anastasiya Vinnikova – “I Love Belarus”
Controversy reigns over this disqualified then re-entered entry but one fact remains...it’s catchy. It’s 250/1 to win but would be a good bet for any of those considering a flutter on an outsider for a Top 10 finish.


The Disappointments


Israel – Dana International – “Ding Dong”
A former winner returns with a howler of an entry – terrible lyrics, awful vocals and a shocking chorus. Some performers should just stay away.

Greece – Loucas Yiorkas feat Stereo Mike – “Watch my Dance”
No thanks. This mess of rap and dance will make your ears bleed. Be warned this will qualify for the final due to country block voting.

Belgium – Witloof Bay – “With Love Baby”
When Glee goes really, really wrong. 2:57 never felt so long.

So, it’s open an open race this year which should make for a interesting evening...Tallinn? London? Paris? Budapest? Stockholm? Who’ll be hosting next year’s final???